I think I lied about DC. I didn’t mean to but I’m pretty sure I did. I didn’t lie about Northern Virginia. It took all of ten minutes at the dog park to remember everything I hated about Northern Virginia. Uptight anxiety-riddled motherfuckers yelling at and actually fucking hitting their dogs. Just, right the fuck in front of everyone. It was so fuckin…
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