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California, the part in the middle

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California, the part in the middle

Lauren Hough
May 29, 2023
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Thousands of people are killed in California every year by falling pine cones. This isn’t true, not that I know of. But it might be.

The pine cones here are the size of that 72 Oldsmobile your friend had in high school. The one that could fit 7 in the back. The car he now tells his friends he lost virginity in. Because it sounds right. But really he did…

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