California, the part in the middle
Thousands of people are killed in California every year by falling pine cones. This isn’t true, not that I know of. But it might be.
The pine cones here are the size of that 72 Oldsmobile your friend had in high school. The one that could fit 7 in the back. The car he now tells his friends he lost virginity in. Because it sounds right. But really he did…
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