I am not a conspiracy theorist. Let’s just make that clear from the start. But there are things I believe are conspiracies. And I’m probably right.
Google Maps takes kickbacks to put you on the worst goddamn route. There’s no reason to ever get on I-35 to get from South Austin to North Austin, but Google will fucking insist on it. (Don’t tell me Waze is…
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