I’m standing in a dog park watching my dog try to convince another dog to give chase. He’s not having much luck. Soon he’ll give up and wander over to tell me these dogs are fucking morons. Chasing tennis balls when they could be chasing a dog. Why even come to a park. You can chase a ball at home.
In the meantime I’m listening to the dog park people ta…
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