Estrogen laced Pop-tarts?

I’ve been talking about poptarts a lot. More than anyone should be talking about pop-tarts. We’re all a little concerned, with my pop-tart diatribes. The concern has been conveyed. “You’ve been talking about pop-tarts a lot, Lauren.” “This is the third pop-tart mention today.” “Do you want a pop-tart?” I do not. No one knows that the pop-tart thing mean…