We have one goal today—get the hell outta Florida. We have to get out or I’ll drive right back to Miami and buy some day-glo green tank tops, lose my boots and become a beach bum.
I can’t lose the boots. I paid $400 for those boots. They’re the nicest boots ever owned. They’re Wolverines. They held my feet together walking 20 plus thousand steps a day i…
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