Four haircuts

You’re supposed to bring pictures to your barber appointment. It’s what they tell you when you whine about a shitty haircut. “Did you bring a picture? You should bring pictures and show them.”

This is a conversation I just had outside. My neighbors brought their dog out to play with Woody. We were sitting on the curb by the little grassy area watching the dogs wrestle. I asked Nikola, the neighbor with great hair where he gets his hair cut. He said he does it himself. “Why?”