Some mysteries take years to solve, especially if you’re not very smart. And I’m not. Or maybe I’m just busy with other mysteries like—When and why did we replace the “Beware of Dog” signs with “Beware of the Dog?” Why did Blue Bell stop making banana split ice cream? Who’s keeping Long John Silver’s in business? Maybe these (admittedly urgent) question…
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