Give me a break
If you started the singing the jingle, know that I did too and I am sorry.
We’re gonna take a little break here. I have a deadline. In the meantime, I’ll throw some of my favorite posts at the bottom of this. I think I’ve removed all the paywalls. If I forgot one, I apologize for being a greedy capitalist who has to pay rent. More importantly, I’ll link to some substacks I love that y’all might want to subscribe to. I’ll be back in a couple weeks. If anyone wants to come stand behind me and smack the back of my head if I stop working, let me know. Comments are open. Maybe some of yall can hook up. I’m unavailable and unqualified to officiate your wedding. But let me know anyway. I might crash. And for those worried about the recent trigger warning posts, still no sightings. (If you’re new here. Hi. I decided there’s one subject that does require a warning. If you look at recent posts titled trigger warnings, I explain there. I’m sorry or you’re welcome.)
Here are some great substacks I think you’d enjoy.
On Woody’s criminal career:
The time I actually talked about Teddy, who I can’t talk about because it hurts:
My favorite thing I wrote here:
Another sort of Cable Guy story: