How to shroom
according to me
Yesterday Chris on twitter asked me to do a post about how to take psychedelics. So here’s a post about psychedelics. Obviously this is hypothetical and I don’t recommend you break any laws. And I’m not responsible for anything you do. I don’t even think I should be responsible for me. It’s weird that I’m just unsupervised all the time.
The first time I did mushrooms, I ended up hiding in the bathroom with my dog, convinced my girlfriend and her cat were in cahoots to kill us. We’d eaten way too many. And I’m the type of asshole who tried to figure it out. “It” being the fact of being on psychedelics. Which is not something you can figure out.
