I swear we're gonna have new curtains one way or another

I built a bed on Saturday, most of a bed anyway. I mean I didn’t have enough wood for the slats. But the main frame—done. Square and level and sturdy as hell. Then I tried to put it in the van. Or more accurately, I hauled it around to the back doors of the van and started laughing. I’m a dumbass. The bed’s not even a twin length bed but the doors are s…