I'm old now. Finally.

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Getting old is fucking weird. No one told me that. I don’t know if anyone even talked about it. Maybe I’m just extremely immature but if you ask me who my peers are, I start at 35 and have to add. Or maybe that’s no longer true.

I dated a 36 year old a while back. I kept asking her if she knew how old I was. She said she’d always dated older women and I…