You can cure yourself of an earworm by singing row, row your boat. There are other ways I’m sure. And I’m sure there are more than a few ways of curing the American dream, if you’ve still got that stuck in your head. But getting off the interstate in Mississippi will do the trick. Take a random turn and another for good measure, if you can take it. Roll…
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