The Dance

I could skip it honestly

I just want to know what you get out of it. When you post your profile on tinder and bury your husband 4 pictures in. Do you imagine me flipping through the first 3, thinking goddamn she’s hot, then by the 4th—you know what, fuck it. I’m not into couples but they say they’re into craft beer. She’s worth it this time. Does it ever work? And if it does, w…