The end of an error.
As we discussed, for the reasons we discussed, I listed the van in all the places one might list a van. I cleaned it out and I think I got everything out of there, but there’s probably a knife hidden somewhere I forgot about. Then I started it up and it acted like a van that had no problems whatsoever. This wasn’t going to work. Some poor fool was going to buy it thinking “Hey, that engine sounds pretty good.” I can see how it could happen. I lowered the price. And my phone started blowing up, despite my warnings.
I’m making this private, not to be a dick, but there has to be some benefit for the people who subscribe. (Thank you.) Here’s a picture of Woody, in the van.
Here’s another van story:
I’m in love with a chain smoking Canadian named Rick
And I don’t care who knows it. I took Woody for a walk and the van was in the bay when I got back. So I sat down on one of the shitty chairs that only exist at the DMV and auto shops to wait for the verdict. Two days. Maybe next Thursday. Something like that probably. I was doing the math on okay I can rent a car but getting to the car rental place… Is …
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