This was supposed to be a Tinder post

Let’s talk about something else. Anything else. What was I going to talk about. Sentences. Patty Griffin. No. Amy Hempel. Sentences like lines in a song. No. We can’t talk about that either. Tinder. I can talk about Tinder. I promised y’all a Tinder post. I have lots more to say. So much.

The part of me that just hit a bowl like coming up for air thinks …