Updates and Book Tour and Vulture Wars

I don’t know where to begin, y’all. I really don’t. Where were we? Headed to Turkey, right? I could write an entire essas about the nightmare of a failed booking dot com (fuck those guys) reservation and having to drive to the next nearest town, which was fucking Amarillo, an hour away, spending a week fighting with Booking, who charged me anyway. (Seri…