We need to talk about tinder

We need to talk about your tinder profile, or whatever dating app you use, unless it’s Grindr, in which case, no notes. Do your thing. But if you’re on a dating app, and god help you if you think things are better out here, we need to talk.

Maybe we should address that last. If there’s any goddamn way to save your marriage, do that. You won’t like it ou…