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Lauren Hough
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My book was due in March. I have ninety thousand words that are not a book. I’ve gone weeks where I don’t write a word. But these days, I wake up every morning and turn on the TV because, turns out, the olympics are the perfect background noise. Not the Peacock channel. It’ll go silent after a while and I have to hit a button. I bought an HD antenna and…

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