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Sport fishing is neither

Sometimes you move and move again and take a week off to visit family and your editor sends you an email saying okay but three weeks, seriously.

13 hrs ago •

I came out here to get a picture with me and Woody, for book cover purposes.

Jul 3 •

June 2025

A bathhouse story

It’s probably a New York sort of thing that the craziest shit that happened to me last weekend was not the part where I got stuck in an elevator and had…

Jun 24 •

It was a bad day for the wildlife of Tompkins Square Park.

Jun 17 •

Better than that.

Jun 10 •

May 2025

Regarding Pigs on Mushrooms

I’ve been trapped in an existential goddamn crisis for a while now.

May 31 •

Fart Clouds and Final Offers

A thing we can probably file under “Only in New York” is getting trapped in a movie star’s fart cloud for two blocks.

May 30 •

I’m sorry I locked the comments.

May 25 •

Not a parking report

We chose a good time to go paid.

May 25 •

Got one of those fancy bagels with lox sitting on the seat beside me this time, half of it anyway.

May 22 •

I’m a really fucking good driver.

May 19 •

It’s an intricate ballet twice a week.

May 15 •

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