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It was a bad day for the wildlife of Tompkins Square Park.

Jun 17 •

Better than that.

Jun 10 •

May 2025

Regarding Pigs on Mushrooms

I’ve been trapped in an existential goddamn crisis for a while now.

May 31 •

Fart Clouds and Final Offers

A thing we can probably file under “Only in New York” is getting trapped in a movie star’s fart cloud for two blocks.

May 30 •

I’m sorry I locked the comments.

May 25 •

Not a parking report

We chose a good time to go paid.

May 25 •

Got one of those fancy bagels with lox sitting on the seat beside me this time, half of it anyway.

May 22 •

I’m a really fucking good driver.

May 19 •

It’s an intricate ballet twice a week.

May 15 •

I rolled into Manhattan at five in the morning, zigzagged up a couple avenues and streets, onto the street where I’d be staying, up one block and right…

May 8 •

April 2025

Not a review of Sinners

Sitting out back on a folding lawn chair while the cleaners do their thing and Woody sniffs for a change in the weather.

Apr 30 •

Conspiracy theories I believe

I am not a conspiracy theorist.

Apr 21 •

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