I don’t know how to write an essay. I mean that I actually do not know how to write an essay. I thought an essay was something you wrote in high school. Pick a subject. Try to not directly plagiarize the article you found to copy. Restate the thing in the last paragraph. Essay. Done. I don’t even like the word essay. It reminds me of having to write the most boring fucking thing possible about a subject I barely know because it’s due in the morning. The first time someone said hey I read your essay to me, I thought it sounded like an insult. My shit wasn’t that boring was it?