It's just a phase

Woody's criminal career

I’ve been avoiding talking about this. I don’t want the lectures about dogs. I don’t want training advice. I don’t want to hear about it at all really. Then I remembered this isn’t twitter. And I’m thinking, maybe I can just write this and you’ll read it and think it’s funny or think it’s awful but it won’t go viral and end with someone doxing the wrong Lauren Hough. Let’s try it. Maybe under a paywall.

When you have a pitbull mix, even one who doesn’t look like what people who are afraid of pitbulls imagine a pit looks like, eventually you have to have the talk with your dog. Son, you have to behave better than those other dogs. You’re going to get blamed even if you didn’t start it, even if you were just playing. It’s going to be your fault, every time. Woody doesn’t understand many words though. And he doesn’t always listen. So maybe that’s why he’s been breaking into houses.