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To be fair, he doesn’t really have to learn his kid’s name, he just has to remember whatever the fucking letters and numbers are. The goodreads comment did me in. And I think we should figure out how to punt these bastards to the moon and leave them there with their railroad.

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I had a lot of crazy shit on my bingo card this year, but moon trains were not there. Neither were the alien drones taking over NJ, but here we are.

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The fucking moon train took me out. Of all the shit we don’t fucking need that they’ll pay for before they give us healthcare.

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I am in love with this sentence: “. The American public is this fucking close to realizing we don’t have healthcare because we definitely need twice as many combat aircraft as Russia and China combined, and a fucking moon train.”

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Jury. Nullification. 😎🥳

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A fucking moon train. I ❤️ you Lauren.

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A fucking moon train.

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Stay mad. We need angry insistence on justice

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“This substack makes a lovely gift to anyone you know who voted for fascism.”

😂 so good dude

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I just want to be one asshole’s Christmas disappointment.

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Committed to making your Christmas wishes come true.

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Committed to making your wishes come true.

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I don’t have words. 🌔🛤️

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Wait. There's going to be a train on the moon and not one from Cheyenne to Colorado Springs? Stupidest planet.

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Yes.

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I just LOVE that you get what Taylor Sheridan REALLY is. Put him right up there with the others. Maybe worse as he influences so many uneducated people without them even knowing it.

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“we still know who the real enemy is”… regardless of what the talking heads are pushing.

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No. I object to every sentiment expressed in this post. No.

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Investment what now?

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Me googling Taylor Sheridan, skimming the Wikipedia article, thinking, remember when you mocked Wikipedia as a source and now you accept it and then thinking of Harrison Bergeron.

It was not just Margaret Atwood correctly predicting the future. Fucking Ray got in my kitchen at a very susceptible age...anyway, the snitch is getting BLOWN UP on TikTok.

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